My friends, they love my intelligence
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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