yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i think my cat just said my name.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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