trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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