Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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