We're like a lot better than the average bears
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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