forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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