so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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