why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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