Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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