he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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