The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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