it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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