You made me cry and you don't even care
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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