Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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