I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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