I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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