you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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