i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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