god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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