NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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