in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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