doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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