Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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