found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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