dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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