u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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