my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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