haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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