At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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