i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
