wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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