he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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