he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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