the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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