i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I am mentally ready for anal.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
