Dude my mom stole all your condoms
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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