Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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