I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there was a trapeze. enough said
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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