It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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