Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
