I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
