If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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