wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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