Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My pussy is not your playground.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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