I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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