Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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