David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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