Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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