we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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