hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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