We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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