everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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