What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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