butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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