Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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